Category Archives: Turkeys

Lets Talk Turkey

We’ve got a new resident at our funny farm. He’s shy, I haven’t got many decent photos of him yet. He originally came with two lady friends. I don’t want to talk about it. Needless to say, he is currently a bachelor … Continue reading

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What is going on here?

What are you fellas doing? There sure is a lot of goodiliegoodiliegoodilie-ing going on.  And what is that other noise?  A high-pitched screaming? Are you guys gang-humping one of the teeny chickens?  Who are you torturing over there?  SHOO!

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Like herding cats

Ignore the coop.  It is still in disarray from the monsoon season.  Instead, focus on the group of lazy turkeys who are too lazy to GO TO BED. Except for the brown hen on top of the coop.  She’ll go … Continue reading

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I’ve said it before, but

I know I have said it before, but if this little dude decides to pinch my fat, he is taking his life into his own hands.  I may be hobbled, but I can still catch his pecky ass. Screw Thanksgiving, … Continue reading

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BAM!

  Turkeys are very, very, very curious creatures. Turkeys bite toes.  Turkeys mess with the camera.  Turkeys get in your face.  Turkeys prevent me from taking pictures of the other birds.  Turkeys also use their gynourmo beaks to pinch my fat … Continue reading

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